Hi I'm brandon. I enjoy long walks on the Shrire, romantic candlelit dinners, and I like my metal like I like my coffee, black and imported from Europe.
College grad in Colorado.
-Lord Of The Rings-
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I’m the placeholder friend. I’m the one people talk to while they look for somebody more interesting to talk to.
I’m so done with always being the one to start the conversation, why the fuck does nobody ever want to message ME first for a change???
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
Mom: Baby’s first word!
Baby: There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: “My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece.” Ever since, pirates from all over the World set sail for the Grand Line, searching for One Piece, the treasure that would make their dreams come true.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.